ctx: tickets → self-service · SDLC → ADLC

Platform Monkey

Ninety tickets deep just to get a namespace. Every deploy waits on a human to click apply. He snapped. We review the platform and AI tooling that ends ticket-ops — self-service golden paths, real automation, and the jump from a human SDLC to an agent-driven ADLC.

Platform Monkey mascot, furious, ripping cables out of a datacenter rack after a bad terraform apply and an OutOfSync GitOps deploy

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The tooling and practices we review — the CNCF landscape, the platform layer, and the AI workflows on top of it. Ticket queues out, self-service in.